What She Said

My bride was excited to note an item in the local paper about a show entitled "Walking With Dinosaurs". Since our children were utterly entranced with the PBS show, this seemed like a shoo-in. It's a stage performance with big animatronic dinosaurs -- cool. But tickets start around $70.

"For those prices", she said, "I want real dinosaurs. Real dinosaurs and...and the Rolling Stones."

"Maybe that's redundant."