"New England Patriots to claim Executive Privilege in eavesdropping case"

Got this hilarious parody via Bruce Schneier's security blog:

The New England Patriots, accused of stealing signals its blowout win over the New York Jets last weekend, will be using an obscure section of the Patriot Act to avoid being punished for what many around the NFL are calling "cheating."

"Mainly, the signal stealing was about preventing an attack on our homeland," said Patriots coach Bill Belichick. "I don't think anyone, not even those that would gladly see our defenses destroyed, can complain about keeping Americans, and Tom Brady, safe."

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Still, Goodell was forced to admit that no terrorist attacks have occurred on American soil since the Patriots have begun winning Super Bowls.