Monday, June 12, 2006

Bluetooth the Pirate Sails Again

Woot has a Bluetooth product again today (sorry, sold out already), and so of course they have a new sea-chantey of Bluetooth the Pirate.

He sold his own mother
For fifteen gold pieces
And plagiarized most of his
Graduate thesis...






Friday, June 02, 2006

Arrrr, Me Hearties!

As you all know, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is pleased by pirate regalia, thus I am not just proud but also spiritually righteous in presenting the Woot Songs of Bluetooth the Pirate.

Woot. You must know about Woot! But you may not know that they offer a daily podcast, and furthermore that whenever one of their products is Bluetooth-enabled, they issue another chapter in the saga: Sea chanteys telling of the terrible Bluetooth The Pirate...

He'd strangle two kittens for fun every day
And make NPR pledges that he'd never pay...

Anyway, here are the four songs that dburr (member of the Woot community) has found:

Long-Suffering Dad Attempts to Sell Car on eBay

Apparently he got one or two emails about it, including one from a fellow offering sex with his wife in return for the car, and someone who was just a wee bit obsessive about the cupholders. From The Register (who else?).

eBayer Driven To Edge by Email Quippery

Hilarious (and on-point) short video about global warming

The Blue Man Group does political activism. Short, sweet, funny, and right on!

(Thanks Dennis!)