Arrrr, Me Hearties!

As you all know, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is pleased by pirate regalia, thus I am not just proud but also spiritually righteous in presenting the Woot Songs of Bluetooth the Pirate.

Woot. You must know about Woot! But you may not know that they offer a daily podcast, and furthermore that whenever one of their products is Bluetooth-enabled, they issue another chapter in the saga: Sea chanteys telling of the terrible Bluetooth The Pirate...

He'd strangle two kittens for fun every day
And make NPR pledges that he'd never pay...

Anyway, here are the four songs that dburr (member of the Woot community) has found:

http://www.woot.com/Files/wootcast112905voce36fdb5-e324-414f-933e-c6849cf95262..mp3
http://www.woot.com/Files/wootcast011706vo-ee5c3b5c-879f-4022-923a-65649d607c97.mp3
http://www.woot.com/Files/wc_022306f-ab96ef9b-91f7-4f35-9d9c-c5588c978991.mp3
http://www.woot.com/Files/wc_032706vo-661638fc-79bd-407c-9f68-a8d762385337.mp3