This is just mean

But I like it. Heh heh heh. Source unknown:

BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD - Crawford, Texas

A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of
President George W. Bush.

The flood began in the presidential bathroom where the books were
kept. Both his books have been lost. A presidential spokesman said
the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the
second one.

The White House tried to call FEMA, but there was no answer.