New TSA Guidelines from The Onion

The Onion's airline-search guidelines at left sparked this comment on Bruce Schneier's Schneier on Security blog:

Excellent. I was hoping they would add a free reach around to the body cavity search. On a related topic, I was thinking it would be neat to start my own airline. We would have metal detectors like any other, but if no weapon was found on you, you would be provided with one. I can't think of a name for it. Possibly "Armed Air" or "High Redneck".

p.s. Motto:
"Leave the flying to us, and we'll leave the shooting to you."

Posted by: jammit at December 24, 2005 12:49 PM