My Daughter's Favorite New Saying

Sometime during the latter stages of the presidential campaign, my eight-year-old daughter found a way to characterize all the promises being made -- and the hazy fulfillment conditions --  into one snappy line. Now she uses it as a magic charm whenever something looks really unlikely or difficult. I'm going to start using it in software meetings to replace rapid hand-waving:

...then everyone gets a pony!