Is This A Great Country or What?

Is This A Great Country or What?

With Thanksgiving coming up, it's appropriate to think, calmly and clearly, about loading our shotguns with seasoning-pellet shells and killing some birds. Saves on prep time, no lead in the environment, and you don't break your teeth on a pellet! What could be better?

You think I'm kidding, don't you?

Hah!